You wouldn’t guess that I’m in my last few weeks at University, it’s not like I talk about it all the time on all my social media channels. LOL…
1. Yo, like, I got this. 25000 words, like, isn’t even that much really when you think about it
2. I am just one huge crumbling slice of emotion right now
3. Sod it, as long as I pass, that’s okay, right?
4. Operation: Sneak pizza into late night library session
5. How many cans of red bull is too much?
6. Must listen to uplifting music to get me motivated…
7. … YOU GOTTA, GET, GET, GET CHA HEAD IN THE GAME.
8. I would literally pay someone £200 to write this essay because this girl gives no sh*ts about a word she’s writing
9. These people in the library are doing my head in…
10. … Like STFU JANINE NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR TINDER DATE IN MCDONALDS
11. Time for a tactical mid-essay beer
12. Time for a tactical mid-essay nap
13. Time for a tactical mid-essay procrastination which will last the rest of the day
14. Guys, when are we eating next?
15. I am in a prison that has books for walls
16. I mean, how necessary is this degree anyway?
17. Three years of this crap and all I’ve managed to obtain is a successful long-term migraine
18. How much of this actually has to be your own words?
19. Sleep? Human social interaction? What? What are these things you speak of?
20. Right, that’s it… I’m becoming a mime artist.